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Friday, April 3, 2015

Fans Get Grounded

Henry and Piper are trapped at home together when they break the rules in Saturday, April 4th’s ALL-NEW Henry Danger, “Kid Grounded”.

I asked fans to tell me about a time they got in big trouble, and picked a few of my favorite responses. Thanks so much to EVERYONE who contributed!! :)

I’m taking a moment of silence for this harsh punishment.

Pics or it didn’t happen!

Your grandparents are still grounding your Mom?? What did she do? I have so many questions.

WOAH, that sounds pretty epic. What was the first thing you threw??*

*I do NOT endorse this!

WOW, that’s a first! Grounded from your OWN ROOM!! But you’re right, it’s for a good cause!

That was FUN, let’s do it again sometime! Henry Danger is on Saturday’s at 8PM (7C), only on Nickelodeon! :)

Friday, March 20, 2015

CRAZY Fan Dreams

In March 21st’s ALL-NEW Henry Danger Episode, “Dream Busters”, Henry doesn’t know he’s stuck in his INSANE dreams, so in the spirit of that weirdness, here are some of the CRAZIEST dreams you guys have had!

I think you should stop eating so many gummy bears before bed, Alison.


 UMMMM …. I had the EXACT same dream!!!


THAT’S A LOT OF CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE. Or is it not enough? I can’t decide. Get back to me on this one.

What happened to the others?!

 This is a lesson, kids: Never fall half asleep or your parents will turn into elephants.

Everyone go call your cousin, now! COUSIN APPRECIATION! 

Matthew, I like that dream SO MUCH that I’m going to have YOU recreate it THIS SATURDAY at 8PM (7c) on Nickelodeon. I think I’ll call the episode “Dream Busters”. 

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

6 Signs Captain Man Has Been Pretending to be Your Father

Is your Mom really pretty? Is your Dad out of town? Do you think that Captain Man has been living in your house, pretending to be your father? Unsure?

The following signs that Captain Man has been pretending to be your father are brought to you by Saturday, March 14th’s ALL-NEW Henry Danger episode, “Man of the House”.

1.  Your Dad’s robe is REALLY stretched out from someone’s massive muscles

2.  All your food has the Captain Man logo on it

3.  There's a new Sears portrait of your family hanging over the fireplace

4.  You have a terrible headache

5.  Your report card has been unearthed from the pile of stuff you buried it in

6.  You’ve been forced to wear a poncho and decorative umbrella wherever you go, “just in case”

So, is Captain Man pretending to be your father? HE IS?!!? That’s terrifying. Just keep calm and watch “Man of the House” this Saturday, March 14th.  You can make it through this.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

“Henry Danger” Crafts Project: Snow Jace

Cold March weather have you down? Warm up from the wintery chill with a craft party! Invite ALL YOUR FRIENDS OVER (Really, invite every single one of your friends. I’ll wait.), and make these Jace Norman/ Kid Danger inspired snowflakes! Tweet/ Instagram me with pictures of your Snow Jace's and I’ll follow you!

Wednesday, February 11, 2015


Valentine’s Day

noun | ˈva-lən-ˌtīnz ˈ
: the holiday where people who like (or love) each other are pressured into to buying cards, flowers, and/or candy for their sweetie. 
Valentine’s Day can be challenging.  It’s hard to know the perfect thing to tell that special person.  Luckily, I did the work for you.
Print these cards and give them to all your Valentines.  And if you really want to impress that special someone… with the card, also include flowers, chocolates, or a fresh hundred dollar bill.  Nothing says “I love you baby!” like money. 

This post inspired by Saturday February 14th’s ALL-NEW episode of Henry Danger: My Phony Valentine which premieres at 8:00 PM (7c) on Nickelodeon! 

And, if you’re more of an AUDIO/VISUAL Valentine, shoot over this ULTRA romantic poem:

Saturday, January 31, 2015

#AskDanWarp: How long it takes to make an episode

@Real__Andrew asks: @DanWarp #AskDanWarp How long does it take to make an episode of a show?

DAN SCHNEIDER:  Interestingly, I get asked this question a lot.  I'll do my best to explain, but there’s no precise answer to this question, because some episodes are more complex than others.  But in general, here’s how it works…

Someone on the writing staff will pitch an idea for an episode (me or one of our other writers/producers).  Then, if we all like the idea, we decide, "Okay, we're doing it – this is going to be an episode."

Next, we’ll usually spend a few hours working on the broad beats – those are the main, basic things that will happen in the episode.  On average, it probably takes us around 3 hours to come up with the broad beats.

Once I approve the broad beats, the next step is for us to write the outline.  That means we flesh out (expand) the broad beats, coming up with a more detailed written plan for the episode, i.e. what the script will be.  On average, it takes us about half a day (around 5 hours) to write a full outline.  Some get done quicker -- some take longer.  It's just like writing a song.  Sometimes you write a song in 15 minutes.  Sometimes it takes weeks.  You can't put a clock on being creative.

Let's add up where we are so far:  The process to take an idea to broad beats, and then to an outline, usually takes a full day – sometimes 2.

Next, it takes us about 2 days to write the script – to get a first draft.  There have been times when we've written a whole script in one day.  But that's unusual and kind of stressful.  It's a more comfortable pace for us to take a day to write the first half, and then another day to write the second half.

Then it takes another day (maybe half a day) to finalize the script.   That means fixing any problems, making the jokes funnier, and cutting it down so it's the right length.

Next, the cast performs a “table read” of the script on a Monday morning, with writers and producers present.  Then we spend that whole week tweaking (perfecting) the script while the actors rehearse it on stage, where the sets are.  We film the show on Thursday and Friday.

Total days so far: 8

Once the episode has been filmed (once it's "in the can"), we take about 2 or 3 weeks to do post production on the episode.  During that time, we:
  • Edit the episode (put it all together)
  • Make tweaks to the edit
  • Add music and sound-effects
  • Add visual effects
  • Color correct the picture
  • Etc.
And once I approve everything – picture, sound, music, etc. – the episode is delivered to the network.

So, on average, it takes about 3 to 4 weeks to make an episode – from coming up with the idea, to delivering the final product.
Now you know. :)
Thanks for asking.  Keep watching!
Dan Schneider (aka @DanWarp)

Friday, January 23, 2015

The horrifying stages of having your favorite TV show spoiled

Is there ANY fate worse than having your favorite TV show RUINED by a spoiler?! We’ve all been there, and it is totally devastating.

This mortifying post brought to you by Saturday, January 24th’s ALL-NEW Henry Danger episode, “The Spoiler”! 8PM, 7c ONLY on Nickelodeon. 

Stage 1:

Everything was going so well. You had a hot piece of pizza in your hand, your best friends were over and you were all about to watch your favorite TV show. When… all of a sudden, the unthinkable happens. Your phone goes off, and you mindlessly reach for it, not knowing that your whole night is about to be SPOILED!!!

Stage 2:

You have been SPOILED! You will try and convince yourself that maybe you read the text wrong, and you don’t know. But you know. I’m sorry my friend, there’s no turning back. The spoiler is in your brain. You cannot un-know it – no matter how hard you try!

Stage 3:

Oh, the horror! How could this happen? You’re a good person! You floss, you eat your broccoli, you hold the door open for people—and someone—some monster, would actually PURPOSEFULLY ruin something so important to you?!

Stage 4:

Okay, you’re here. You’re in deal-with-it-mode. So… let it out. Scream. Scream at the top of your lungs. And then, scream some more. 

Stage 5:

It’s been an emotional two minutes of letting it out. You need to rest. Let your body fall to the floor, and stay there for a while. The floor won’t spoil your favorite TV show. The floor can’t talk. 

 Stage 6:

Your paranoia is at an all-time high. This is the stage where you trust no one. You think your grandma watched your fave show just to ruin for you. Your mailman is going to leave a revealing note in your mailbox. Your cereal is snap, crackle, popping the ending to your favorite show! This is crazy, but you’re right to be worried.

Stage 7:

It’s time for an intervention. Your friends are worried about you; you haven’t left your house in days, and have disconnected your cell phone and internet. You’ve been wearing your hands as earmuffs for so long that your elbows are cramping. You need to accept what has happened. You need to get it together.

Stage 8:

Congratulations! You’ve gotten it together. You have finally moved on, and left your house. You can’t let fear ruin your fun.  We as a society need to put our foot down and say: “DON’T SPOIL THINGS FOR ME! I WILL FIND THEM OUT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, AND NO SOONER!” And until the day when people stop spoiling things, we need to, as a society, put our fingers in our ears and yell “FALALALALALA!” as one. 

Henry Danger, “Spoiler Alert”, this Saturday, January 24th at 8PM (7c), ONLY on Nickelodeon! It’s a great episode and I’m not giving anything away!