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Sunday, May 22, 2016

Hollywood’s Mad for Maddie Shipman: Go See Geezer in Theaters!

We’re so proud of Maddie Shipman and her incredible work! This young star is a joy to watch on screen and even more of a joy to work with. From her hilarious performances in Game Shakers to her stellar voice work in The Peanuts Movie and the upcoming Angry Birds Movie, Maddie is talented well beyond her years!
This Spring, Maddie’s fans were stoked to watch her walk Tribeca Film Festival’s red carpet for her upcoming film Geezer, a comedy starring Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong.

Maddie was joined on the red carpet by Billie Joe, Selma and the film’s director Lee Kirk.  

Geezer focuses on Perry (Armstrong), a former punk-rock star who’s living a happy and calm life in the suburbs. Things get shaken up for Perry on his 40th Birthday, when he tries to relive the wild ways of his youth and his crazy punk-rock past.

Maddie plays Armstrong’s daughter, Salome, and the cast is rounded out by other amazing talents like Selma Blair, Judy Greer and Chris Messina among many others.

Maddie as Salome, alongside Billie Joe and Selma in a still from Geezer

The movie was released just a few days ago and the reviews have been great so far! Be sure to check out Geezer as soon as you can! Great work as always, Maddie!!!!

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Fans Send in Their Funny Texts!

In "Text, Lies, & Video," Henry accidentally sends his sister Piper a video of him and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man! 

I asked the fans to share their funniest text mix-ups, and I loved their responses! Check out some of my favorite stories below- you're gonna laugh! :)

Four score and seven cheers for this prank! 👏


Friends don't like being called tomatoes. Trust me.

Our research shows that 8/10 aunts are Captain Man fans! Your aunt is in good company.

I'm already laughing! 

10/10 grandmas approve of Jace Norman.

We all speak the language of food 😋

Don't miss "Text, Lies, & Video" THIS SATURDAY April 9th at 8 on Nickelodeon!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Ariana on SNL March 12th!!

For those of you who didn’t catch Ariana’s AWESOME performance on Saturday Night Live this past Saturday, March 12th, you have to check it out! It was REALLY cool to see her along-side other Schneider’s Bakery alums like Kenan Thompson (All That, Kenan & Kel) and Taran Killam (The Amanda Show).

Here is an example of Ariana’s amazing talent & range. Enjoy! :)

More about Ariana HERE: http://www.ariana-grande-danschneider.com/

Friday, September 11, 2015

This Season on Game Shakers

Game Shakers—the show about 2 kids who start a multi-million dollar game company in Brooklyn. But what is it REALLY about? Their goofy friend Hudson? Their business partner and rap superstar Double G? His son, Triple G? Yes, yes, and yes, but WHAT is this show REALLY about?!

Is it about the ridiculous adventures they have? The games they make? The lessons they learn along the way?

MAYBE! Maybe not. I want to tell you what this show is REALLY about, and I felt the best way to do that is through pictures. I hope these give you a better sense of the world we’ve created for Game Shakers :) 

I hope these have answered all your questions, and I can’t WAIT for you to see Game Shakers, coming to Nickelodeon THIS Saturday, September 12th at 8:30 PM, right after Henry Danger!!!!

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

#AskDanWarp: Why all the food jokes?

Haha... well, I wouldn't say that most of my humor is related to food, but I do write a lot of food jokes.  There are a couple of reasons for this, I guess.  First, it's universal – everyone loves some kinds of food.  Second, enjoying food is something we all do, no matter who we are or where we come from.  So, when the writers and I reference food in funny ways, lots of people understand and laugh along.  

A great example of this is when I created spaghetti tacos on iCarly.  Spencer was making dinner for the kids, and as I was writing the scene I thought to myself, "Spencer is a super creative, wacky kind of guy – he's not going to make something normal or boring."  And I thought it would be cool and interesting if he had the idea to put spaghetti in tacos.  

At the time, it was just a little throw-away joke in one iCarly episode.  But the audience loved it, and the idea of spaghetti tacos caught on with lots of people.  To this day, 5 or 6 years after that episode aired, I still get frequent comments and photos from fans about how they made spaghetti tacos at home.  In fact, it became such a national fad, the New York Times wrote an article about spaghetti tacos, which you can read here: 

Thursday, June 4, 2015


If you’ve been watching my shows for the past 20 years, first of all, THANK YOU!!!, second of all, you probably noticed something: I love BFF’s. Duos, trios, big groups, weird pairs, dysfunctional siblings, boys and puppets, and whatever other weird lovin’ combos you can make. So, here’s a tribute to some of those BFF’s and the amazing actors who played them.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

QUIZ: Is Your Friend’s Girlfriend Real?

Does your friend have a “girlfriend” nobody’s ever met, and they don’t have pics???

Take this quiz to find out whether or not your friend’s girlfriend is an actual living breathing human being that is dating your friend, or 100% imaginary. This quiz is brought to you by Saturday May 16th’s BRAND-NEW Henry Danger episode, “Jasper’s Real Girlfriend”!

1.   Does your friend’s girlfriend have a REALLY weird last name that maybe includes the names of objects they saw while they were desperately looking around the room, trying to come up with a believable last name?
A)     I thought that Tablechairbowlton sounded legit?
B)     No, it’s Dragonslaya
C)     It’s plain old Smith!

2.     Why haven’t you met your friend’s girlfriend yet?
A)     She’s on the planet Jupiter, having trouble catching a ride  home.
B)     She fell down a well!
C)     She lives really far away, but she’s saving up money for a  visit!

3.     Why haven’t you seen a picture of your friend’s girlfriend?
A)    Your friend says she happens to be transparent, and therefore    invisible in photos
B)    Her family thinks that if someone takes a pic of you, it steals your  soul, so she doesn’t want to risk it
C)    My friend says their dog swallowed their hard drive, which happened   to contain the only known photos of their mythical girlfriend.

4.     How did your friend meet their girlfriend?
A)    On one of their motorcycle trips
B)    Prison for kids
C)    In group therapy

5.     How does your friend keep in touch with their girlfriend?
A)    Mind reading— they have an amazing connection!
B)    Postcards—they’re hopeless romantics!
C)    E-mail—It’s 2015.

6.    What does your friend like most about their girlfriend?
A)    Her Olympic gold medals
B)    She’s a Kardashian
C)    She’s really funny


Well… FAKE!!! FAKE! FAKEY FAKE FAKE! This girl is FAKE! Listen, you know she’s fake, your friend knows she’s fake, so you should just sit back, relax, and let your friend regale you with stories about the time their girlfriend won a tuna fishing competition, or ate snow in Antarctica, or has a room of the Empire State Building named after her. 

IT’S HARD TO SAY!! You don’t want to accuse your friend of having a fake girlfriend, only to have Courtney Sham from Fibberton show up at your school, making you look like a jerk who didn’t believe their friend, so here’s an idea: why don’t you suggest you AND your friend make a visit TOGETHER to see their fake girlfriend?! If they refuse, you know something’s up, and if they agree, YOU GET A WEEKEND IN FIBBERTON!

Nothing is certain in life, but it sounds to me like your friend might have a bonafide girlfriend.  No need to get too suspicious, so just play along and don’t make a big deal of it, or you might end up upsetting your pal.

For more on the subject of fake girlfriends, consult your local library, and tune into Saturday May 16th’s BRAND-NEW Henry Danger episode, “Jasper’s Real Girlfriend”! 8 PM (7c) on Nickelodeon!